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I almost forgot to share this absolute, a must read manual.
My personal favourite is No 9 auto-welcome direct messages.
How about “I know you mean to be friendly, but I hope you won’t take amiss if I ask you to sod off and die?”
I think it’s time for me to start tweeting.
What makes a man want to marry someone old enough to be his (grand) mother?
A British documentary about couples way outside each other’s age groups. Definitely worth watching. There is a Bulgarian imbecile called Petyo in the beginning of Part 2, there is no way not to be ashamed of. He distilled ages of human evolution in the following sentence (holding two apples in his hands):
“People make people, maybe this two apples is my balls”.
Charming.
Watch Sugar mummies part 1 - 5
Via Milena F.
The Spirit is a complete disappointment. Nothing can excuse such stupidity. Mr. Miller, your ability to make movies is an oxymoron. Read the review here.
To avoid getting into movie abstinence, I logically turned toward series and oh, Mighty God of Entertainment - my prayers got a very particular answer, with the cute face of Anna Paquin in it.
“True Blood” starts with the prerequisite Japanese scientists discovered a formula for making an artificial blood for medical purposes, but the blood appeared to be a good nutrition for vampires, too. Which led to the big getting outside and all the fun afterwards.
The other breeze of freshness came from Tim Roth, brilliant as ever, playing the character of micro-expressions specialist, helping the feds in investigations. The coolest part of the episodes is when our guys are explaining the emotion they’ve just captured on a suspect’s or witness’ face, backing it up in parallel with images of politicians with exactly the same guilt or shame expression on their faces too.
Actually, the basis of these series is a serious scientific work dating back from the ’60s. It’s worth to dig deeper and a good start is this wiki article.

This ranking is so cool, that I am directly copying it here from Ivgin’s blog (with his permission).
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Number 5
Python
Origin
Daughter of Gaia, the Old Earth Goddess

Description
Meet Ms. Python. The real one, not the one in the zoo. Python was a nasty dragon-like reptile feared yet revered by the old Greeks. The long snake currently named python offends to the real thing, in my opinion.
Area of expertise
The disgusting drake protected the Earth navel. (Why should you protect the navel of your mother is something which mortal humans like you and me could not and should not know.) The navel was located in Delphi Oracle, where people went to seek advice and glimpse in the future. At the time it was considered wise to protect your most important stuff against robbery and desecration with big snakes.
Current status
Dead as a doornail. Apollo raped and/or killed her, then desecrated Delphi. Snake insurance got out of fashion.

Notes
Python is one of the many dragons to be slain over the course of history. Young virile men have some kind of fetish for freshly stabbed dragons, I guess.
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Indeed, young man posses that kind of fetish, but will tell you about that some other time. Stay tuned for more monsters.
Sorry, I wasn’t here because I wasn’t here.
Meanwhile, some quick reporting.
Spain is still gorgeous, warm and sunny. We were staying a bit outside Madrid, in Miraflores de la Sierra. 50 km. away from the capital, this small village in the mountain is simultaneously close enough and far enough from the vortex of the capital. There is a very special place there - the usual small town drinking place, with the usual wither furniture, napkins on the floor, gambling automates and of course 2+ fellow citizens, looking like they haven’t been home last 2 days. The hidden treasure in this place is a small restaurant on the back, in which Angel, the owner, is cooking for a selected clientèle. There is always a chair sitting in front of the entrance to this part of the hall, if you are not invited, or already a member of the club, you would never go there. Angel is an excellent Chef and a pedantic host. There isn’t any menu, Angel cooks whatever he feels like (he is cooking for his friends most of the time), but everything, every spring onion, every leaf of salad, every piece of meet comes from a special garden of farm. He makes no compromises with the quality of food. When you don’t finish your meal, Anjel will ask you what the reason for this is. If you continue disrespect his food, you will loose your membership privileges, forever. He won’t serve you again. This is the kind of restaurant, I would like to have one day. Serious attitude towards food preparation requires serious attitude towards eating. This is the second year we are visiting this place, and I believe we are very close to be able to go there alone and to actually get some food.
We went to Spain not only to see our dear friends Pablo and Lidia, with who we did a marvellous 1 week motorcycle tour *Spain - Portugal - Spain* last summer, and who recently became Miguel’s happy parents. We also went for the promotion of iUnika Gyy.
Lightweighted, Gyy has a mini 8-inch screen, 128MB RAM, a 400mhz processor, up to 64GB storage. Needless to say they all run GNU Linux. The best part is that its body is composed of bioplastics and recyclable biodegradable material that was made from starch and cellulose. Gyy is also equipped with solar panels, which is making it the greenest laptop I have ever heard of. 
Being on the green wave, another extremely interesting green project, the Riversimple’s Hydrogen car. As described, the project have at last two issues, which I have no chance not to love:
- Super-lightweight vehicles, constructed from carbon composites, with network electrics managed by ultra-capacitors (so-called electric network hybrid vehicles)
- Open source design and development. Riversimple will invite the community to help develop its vehicles.

I am happy to see how community model is invading more and more sectors, previously being seen explicitly as trade secret ones.
Trivia: It is funny how much and with passion I am talking about “green” as in the sense of environment friendly, but in fact green and brown are the colours I really hate. The earth colours. Interesting.
I am so impressed. In this comatose region, even the ants are retarded.
Recently an ant colony tried to make friends and set the basic for discussion about sharing the apartment. After 2 - 3 days of dispute with varied success, the colony finally found the perfect hiding place…. in the dishwasher.
This morning I performed a mass destruction. Or maybe it was a ritual suicide? I wonder what Darwin would say. There must be something in the water.
The recent series of unfortunate events starring Jaunty and my computer brought at last one good thing: I had to find alternatives ways to entertain myself. Fortunately, I am pretty good at that.
After playing some Beethoven sonatas, I decided to give up to melancholy and what would be more melancholic than old Soviet union movies? No sooner said than done - settled comfortably in front of YouTube, the journey through some the most brilliant Russian movies I’ve seen started.
First stop - Табор уходит в небо (Queen of the Gypsies) based on one of the early Maxim Gorky’s stories, it is a beautiful story about the life of Moldovian gypsies. Svetlana Toma is gorgeous and the music is… the music only gypsies can make. See for yourself.
Still on the wave of gypsy music and drama, I remembered another beautiful one - Жестокий романс (A Cruel romance/Ruthless). Based on Alexander Ostrovsky’s “A Dowerless Girl” play this movie is the first one for another Russian beauty - Larisa Guseyeva. That one should have been a blockbuster for its time - both the director and the actors were real stars in soviet Russia. Plus the soundtrack is unbelievable again - russian gypsy romances, here, and here.
Staying on the same tune, next stop literally - Вокзал для двоих (A Railway Station for Two) funny, sad, desperate, this move is a true love story in the absurd of the soviet reality.
The last stop of my journey - Утомленные солнцем (Burnt by the Sun) a wonderful story about the fragile line between friend and enemy in Stallin times. There is a brilliant and very sincere dialogue between the little Nadia and one of the KGB officers:
“Nadia: Excuse me, have you ever been to the zoo?
Officer: Mhm
Nadia: So why did you run away? They haven’t been feeding you properly there?”
Russian movies are probably not for every taste and I think, to be able to fully enjoy them, you should be from certain generation and geographic area. But it is worth a try.
I wish I didn’t get panic attacks every time a software upgrade comes.
I wish there was a “downgrade” button.
I wish my computer’s audio wasn’t gone after the upgrade.
I wish after solving the problem with the audio, the video wasn’t gone too.
I keep my fingers crossed for the browser and internet connection.
I wish CUPS was also working. I guess I am not gonna play “Cornflake girl” like Tori Amos today.
I wish a couple of developers wouldn’t get laid for a long time.
I wish there was a bit of sunshine. Please, Mr. God.
It is time for Swiss chocolate.
Recently I am receiving signals from the mother-ship and seriously considering to suspend watching horror movies for a while. Today I was about to kill the printer in a very painful way.
I was just preparing a sandwich and my second cup of milk with coffee in the kitchen, when suddenly our printer started warming up. Our printer is a big, solid piece of machinery, that besides the printing, is contributing to the home ambient with noises, that could make a harvester from the times of the Warsaw pact to fall in love with it. It is a real cannonade of rattles, creaks and clatters. So naturally I ran to see what the hack was going on and why the stupid printer decided to become a zombie. And staying in front of it, with highly arched right eyebrow, waiting for the result of its efforts, I managed to think of:
1. Was there a movie in which a devil possessed printer had been printing messages to people that they were going to die in a week or so?
2. How is a human supposed to destroy a zombie printer?
3. If the stupid machine spits that kind of crap now, I am going to turn it into confetti with something heavy;
4. What kind of equipment with that purpose I have available at home? and
5. I think my husband’s Aikido swords will do the job.
Armed with that life saving conclusion, I took the coming sheet. I wasn’t scared at all, just expected personalized greeting from the beyond. Well, it appears, my husband in Lisbon decided to get a train ticket from Zurich to Geneva, and of course he needed to safely print it at home. Oh, wonders of technology! Next time, try a love letter, honey.
I really enjoy living with myself, adventures happen every day. The question is who would expect a personal message FROM the printer? Maybe I should check what does the local supermarket put in the coffee.
Update:
On the next day, I got another mystical message, this way FROM the printer. Her is the message itself:
Hello.
This is your printer.
I recently read your blog entry about me, and have to say that I took offence with the way you describe my necessary stretching activity prior to serving your every needs for printing, scanning and faxing. It hurts my feelings that you suspect me capable of evil deeds, and if I had a heart, it would now be broken. *sniff*
I think a husband, who’s adapting quickly to the game and is feeding my sick imagination is the best gift I can get from the universe.

One of my favourite love stories, ever.
Thanks to Antonia
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