RIAA bans telling friends about songs
The Onion clearly sees where the trend is going:
RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs
“We are merely exercising our right to defend our intellectual properties from unauthorized peer-to-peer notification of the existence of copyrighted material,” a press release signed by RIAA anti-piracy director Brad Buckles read.
There you go. Be warned: The Onion has been right on future issues more than once, not least in the case of the five-blade shaver.