Switch to Patriot Search!
With Google reluctant to help its country out by handing over user’s search records, other people understand better what the obligations of a citizen of the United States of America are.
On Patriot Search, you can be sure that your search information is reliably transmitted to the government. Thanks to their Search Syntax, you can even make sure that the information is transmitted extra fast, eg. if you prefix your search with “terrorist:true”. Please dump unpatriotic Google and use Patriot Search instead.
(I have been wondering for some time why a country where people are so busy being afraid of so many things still keeps in its national anthem the line “…and the home of the brave”.)
Thanks, Gareth!